I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
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My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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