I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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