Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
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I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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