Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize