I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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