Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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