Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning