that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
21 Millennials Confess The Most Awkward Way Someone Has Tried Hitting On Them
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.