I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."