I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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