the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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