Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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