I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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