Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
being pregnant is like rehab
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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