exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Farmville is her only friend.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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