Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans