i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.