Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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