We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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