butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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