You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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