He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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