Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I have tasted many bathrooms
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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