my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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