Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize