i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?