question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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