it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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