I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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