obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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