i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
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