the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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