I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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