i don't like sucking hair
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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