i just wanna soil my oats bro
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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