i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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