Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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