its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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