Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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