YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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