wake up i wanna do it froggy style
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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