you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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