I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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