You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
there was a trapeze. enough said
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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