You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
