just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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