i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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