He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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