just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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