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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He has such a weird drunk-voice.

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  dude, he's deaf.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.

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• (716): View more from New York

  She's like a pop up book from hell.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.

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  No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.

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  Would it have been easier if he talked to her?

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  Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.

  (602): View more from Arizona

  That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.

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