Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(201): View more from New Jersey

yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left

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(336): View more from North Carolina

If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.

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(801): View more from Utah

i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?

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(316): View more from Kansas

How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"

(732): View more from New Jersey

Career choice validated

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico

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(720): View more from Colorado

He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.

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(925): View more from California

Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.

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(949): View more from California

Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down

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