yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down