i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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