i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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