dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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