did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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