Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
well you can't waste a boner
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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