Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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