real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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