Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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